Conversations With My Twin

Proverbs 31:6 Give strong drink [as medicine] to him who is ready to pass away, and wine to him in bitter distress of heart.

and have very odd conversations with your friends...

While thrift shopping for skirts:
Me: "Lisa, what do you think?"
Alyss: "I think you need to get a boyfriend!"

Alyss: "you had drunkeed, dranked, drunkend? something?"
Me: "alyssa, you can't drunkend something!"

Tonight:
Me: "Alyssa, you're a prophet, prophecy over me."
Alyss: "That's not how it works."
Me: "Yes, it does."
Alyss: "Okay. I saw..."
Me: "cool."
Alyss: "And I saw a little kitten with a ball of yarn..."
Me: "ARHHHHHHHHH. THAT IS NOT FROM THE LORD!"
Alyss: "haha."
Me: "The devil is a liar"

O man. haha.