So I just walked into my dark apartment. I take my shoes off and turn on the light and the first thing to greet me upon my arrival home is my new roommate, a giant centipede. This isn't a little one that I can just wish I didn't see, it's advanced in years, I'm pretty sure he knows how to tie his billion shoes and he hissed at me.
I need to think fast, so I quickly grab the most convenient shoe (Alyssa's) and turn around just as quickly to end this roommates life, this was probably less than two seconds, but much to my dismay, it was nowhere to be found.
Now I know I didn't imagine this thing, there has to be more of them around because we just had a friend kill one of these suckers last night, only it was one of the smaller, less intimidating ones. If I find this thing, mark me, I will charge this thing rent and vengeance will be mine for scaring the life out of me.
This is SUPER GROSS.
ReplyDeleteSo are the dead spiders in most of the rooms of this apartment. I am ignoring them for now, because, it's not like I have to take speedy action. Still gross though.
K
I can't believe it hissed at you.
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It was ridiculous, I finally found him the next morning (running across the floof at lightening speend) and was able to end his miserable life. He is still dead where I left him because our vaccuum broke and I refuse to pick it up. It's between my book shelf and the chair anyways. sick.
ReplyDeleteEW!
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